Tuesday, September 21, 2004

So she looks for raunchy

Well in the line of the dirty sanchez there are many many manuevers of greater grossness

1. the donkey punch: while a man is having "doggy style" sex with a woman right before his orgasm the man is to punch the female in the back of the head as hard as he can. this will make her involuntarily contract her vaginal muscles. creating a more intense orgasm for him.

2. the dirty trombone: when a man stands upright while a woman licks his ass crack and jerks him off at the same time

3. the blumpkin: when a male receives felatio while defacating in the lavatory

4. the jelly donut: when a male ejaculates on a females face then punches her in the nose. she then rubs the blood and semen on her face

5. the glazed donut: when having anal sex with a female you pull out and ejaculate on her butt cheeks simulating an over sized glazed donut

6. Abe Lincoln: that is when you shave your pubic hair and save it. then you ejaculate on a girls face then toss the pubes on her face creating an abe lincolnesque beard.

thats just a few of them. If you need more just ask.

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