So she looks for raunchy

Well in the line of the dirty sanchez there are many many manuevers of greater grossness

1. the donkey punch: while a man is having "doggy style" sex with a woman right before his orgasm the man is to punch the female in the back of the head as hard as he can. this will make her involuntarily contract her vaginal muscles. creating a more intense orgasm for him.

2. the dirty trombone: when a man stands upright while a woman licks his ass crack and jerks him off at the same time

3. the blumpkin: when a male receives felatio while defacating in the lavatory

4. the jelly donut: when a male ejaculates on a females face then punches her in the nose. she then rubs the blood and semen on her face

5. the glazed donut: when having anal sex with a female you pull out and ejaculate on her butt cheeks simulating an over sized glazed donut

6. Abe Lincoln: that is when you shave your pubic hair and save it. then you ejaculate on a girls face then toss the pubes on her face creating an abe lincolnesque beard.

thats just a few of them. If you need more just ask.

Its a new day

well, its a new day and I have a new outlook. Not so stressed today feeling quite a bit better about things. One major improvement on that whole thing is the fact that this medicine that I got from the doctor is really helping with my back and leg pain. I can get up and sit down without wincing or having shooting pains. In addition, I am no longer walking like an 80 year old man! this makes me very happy! so new day new energy. Goes to show how when things aren't right with your body they tend to not be right in your mind and possibly in many ways the reverse of that is true as well.

tired. . . so so tired. . . . .

I'm just so tired of all the stress. work stress, personal life stress. uggggh On days like this I wish I could take a vacation from my life and live I don't know. . . the life of some obscenely rich person's worriless son who does nothing but persue leisure and "interesting" things. I just want to go run around screeming my head off somewhere. The funny thing is it just gets harder and harder from here! Why can't I get like my own show on the travel channel and just travel the world seeing new and interesting places. I'd be well suited for that. Christina would be my co-host we could have a show about travelling the world as a couple and the benefits of sharing travel experiences with someone special to you. I think that would be a nice existence. besides the occassional malaria scare or head hunter. I think that would be ideal! I'd get in the gym to firm up my physique a bit if I had to in order to be "camera ready" just a small sacrafice for such a dream vocation. The idea of that job has cheered me up a bit. I'm still feeling a bit in the dumps, but I have a nice little shiney piece of fantasy to lighten my spirits for now.